girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

nentindo:

"overly angry 1950’s pianist"

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

vinebox:

Leggo

some1 defending hitler at the lunch table 2day smh

val-hella:

a summary