irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

i started a match going to practice jungling

and i forgot smite

smh

chocolatefonlou:


this alone is better than meeting one direction

chocolatefonlou:

this alone is better than meeting one direction

mcalary:

an erotic poem:

eg so hot

hot hot egg

egg so hot u fry a leg

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4 years and no chill later

mckardashian:

this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon

jungle shyvana is hard

or easy

idk if im doing it right

i just walk around

farm

steal buffs

gank (badly)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

gabite:

gabite:

baesitter:

hey, wanna hear a joke

no

the-youngest-revolution:

Koi Fish. Symbol of courage, aspiration, and advancement. 

the-youngest-revolution:

Koi Fish. Symbol of courage, aspiration, and advancement. 

the-youngest-revolution:

Koi Fish. Symbol of courage, aspiration, and advancement. 

the-youngest-revolution:

Koi Fish. Symbol of courage, aspiration, and advancement. 

please dont fart on other people get a hold of yourself

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system